Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure.

"Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back."
Casey. 19. Texas.

My roommate has the cutest dog ever omg

Well I’m not going to UT anymore fuck my life

Joy came always after pain.

—Guillaume Apollinaire (via observando)

Seems like every damn day one of my friends either has a baby or gets pregnant like wtfffff. I just want a turtle.