Wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure.

"Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back."
Casey. 19. Texas.
So this guy that I’d only met once before for 4 seconds knocks on my apartment door at like 10pm last night and asks if he can make pancakes and I’m like sureeee and he finds a way to burn his peanut butter and now it’s just been sitting outside ever since…

So this guy that I’d only met once before for 4 seconds knocks on my apartment door at like 10pm last night and asks if he can make pancakes and I’m like sureeee and he finds a way to burn his peanut butter and now it’s just been sitting outside ever since…

  • Me: I should make breakfast tacos!
  • Ryan: ...if you can.

I’m gonna miss my roommate so much when she leaves. I seriously lucked out. Fuck.

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

—Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

(via jordananese)

Did last night really happen…